A Benevolent Lawyer

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. "Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.

"Well, we don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.

"Oh, what a shame. Just come along with me."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you over there," he says pointing to the other man, "You come with us too!"

"But sir, I have a wife with FIVE children!" the second man answered.

"That's OK, bring them as well!"

So they all climbed into the limo, which was no easy task, even for a lawyer's limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, you'll like it. The grass at my home is about a foot tall!"